Tuesday 30 October 2012

Premier Predictions (Week 10)

Here we go with the week 10's
Will someone get their 3rd win or will I actually start playing?
3 Days of competition this week.

Man Utd v Arsenal
Fulham v Everton
Norwich v Stoke
Sunderland v Aston Villa
Swansea v Chelsea
Tottenham v Wigan
West Ham v Man City

QPR v Reading
Liverpool v Newcastle

West Brom v Southampton

Sunday 28 October 2012

The Scouse Derby

Brenda Rogers says Liverpool haven't had any luck with referees this season "We haven't got anything this year, I have got to be honest that is incredible".
David Moyes cleverly reacted by saying "Divers will turn fans away" :)

Speaking as a footy fan for over 40 years I would say Liverpool have had more dodgy decisions go their way than any team I can think of, and Everton seem to have been shafted by officials more than most.
Hopefully the ref won't be swayed by the comments and will ref fairly, but I have my doubts.

Saturday 27 October 2012

Gooner Logic

A few of my friends are Gooners and post a lot of crap on Facebook, it's always fun to watch the up's and downs of being an Arsenal fan.
These are comments from the last few months.

The Team
Worldbeaters, Crap, Best team in the world, A pile of Shite

The Manager
Best manager in the world, He don't know what he is doing, The Greatest, No F***ing idea

The Board
Best in the game, Sack them all, Fully support our team, Get rid of them and bring Dein back.

The Players
Total class, We need players, The best crop yet, No F***ing ideas.

Ex Players
The Greatest, Loyal will never leave, The Best Striker in the world, F***ing Judas, You were always Shite, Better off without you.

:D

Monday 22 October 2012

Premier Predictions (Week 9)

Here are this weeks games on Saturday and Sunday

Aston Villa v Norwich
Arsenal v QPR
Reading v Fulham
Stoke v Sunderland
Wigan v West Ham
Man City v Swansea

Everton v Liverpool
Newcastle v West Brom
Southampton v Tottenham
Chelsea v Man Utd

Here is the complete table so far with all the useless facts :)

Sunday 21 October 2012

Best Names In Football


My Favourites
Andre Muff, Argelico Fucks, Ars Bandeet, Banana Yaya, Bongo Christ, Brian Pinas, Cerezo Fung A Wing, Cha Bum Kun, Chiqui Arce, Danger Fourpence, Danny Diver, Dean Windass, Dieter Stinka, Dominique Dropsy, Have-a-Look Dube, Hulk, Johan de Kock, Johnny Moustache, Lopez Ufarte, Mario Turdo, Mark De Man, Milan Fukal, Norman Conquest, Quim, Ralf Minge, Stefan Kuntz, Tunji Banjo, Waldo Ponce, Wayne Wanklyn.


The Best Of The Rest
Adigun Salami, Andrei Arshavin, Bernt Haas, Carlos Costly, Charlie Faultless, Clever Muzuva, Creedence Clearwater Couto, Daniel Killer, Danny Invincible, Danny Shittu, David Goodwillie, Dean Brill, Dean Gerken, Devin Del Do, Einar Aas, Emmanuel Panther, Fanny Schamp, Forbes Phillipson-Masters, Fritz Fuchs, Gareth Jelleyman, George Welcome, Gernot Sick, Givemore Manuella, Harry Daft, Jacques Elong Elong, Jean-Jacques Misse-Misse, John Nutter, Joseph Desire Job, Kick van der Vall, Laszlo Kiss, Laughter Chilembe, Limited Chicafa, Mansour Boutabout, Mario Eggimann, Mario Killer, Mario Licka, Marvel Samaneka, Michael Gash, Milko Millman, Modest M'Bami, Pasquale Sensibile, Paul Dickov, Pedro Power, Peter Shirtliff, Peter Trembling, Prince Polley, Rafael Scheidt, Raymond Undi, Razvan Rat, Regi Blinker, Ricardo Virtuoso, Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Roberto Dinamite, Robin Friday, Rod Fanni, Ruben de la Red, Ruud Boffin, Segar Bastard, Steve Death, Surprise Moriri, Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede, Uwe Fuchs, Wolfgang Wolf, Zoltan Kiss.

Tuesday 16 October 2012

Wet Wet Wet

So you've got a state of the art stadium with retractable roof, the weather forecast says heavy rain expected, all the games during Euro 2012 that were played here in the summer were played under a closed roof, so what do you do .... Yeah that's right leave it open until the pitch is waterlogged!! "We expected heavy rain but not a downpour" said the Polish official .. classic :)

Monday 15 October 2012

Premier Predictions (Week 8)

The International break is nearly over so here are this weekends games.

Tottenham v Chelsea
Fulham v Aston Villa
Liverpool v Reading
Man Utd v Stoke
Swansea v Wigan
West Brom v Man City
West Ham v Southampton
Norwich v Arsenal

Sunderland v Newcastle
QPR v Everton

Sunday 7 October 2012

Diver Of The Week

Every week I think I should give a "diver of the week" award.
In recent weeks we've had some quality dives from Wellbeck, Oscar, Suarez, Terry, Bramble, Ivanovic and many others and Ashley Young hasn't even played.

I've just watched MOTD2 and 3 outstanding candidates popped up, Luis Suarez is probably the king of the divers in recent years but I have almost felt sorry for him recently after he should have had 2 penalties recently but his reputation for falling over meant the ref assumed he'd dived.
Today he was back to his old self narrowly winning the most pathetic dive of the week.

1st Luis Suarez, 2nd Gareth Bale, 3rd Mark Schwarzer

Some Pics

Here's a couple of pics a Gooner friend just sent to me :)



Tuesday 2 October 2012

Premier Predictions (Week 7)

Just 4 days to pick this weeks predictions.
Will my upturn in fortune take me into a top 4 spot, or will you lot beat me into submission like normal?
Next week is another international week, so 2 weeks bragging rights are at stake.

Man City v Sunderland
Chelsea v Norwich
Swansea v Reading
West Brom v QPR
Wigan v Everton
West Ham v Arsenal

Southampton v Fulham
Liverpool v Stoke
Tottenham v Aston Villa
Newcastle v Man Utd

Champions League

The glamour of the Champions league continues tonight.
Those well known names CFR Cluj-Napoca and FC Nordsjaelland take centre stage :)

Fergie Time

. As requested :)

Monday 1 October 2012

QPR 1 West Ham 2

Cracking game despite Twattenburg trying to ruin it, 11 bookings (8 to West Ham) and a sending off? even though their were only 3 bad fouls in the game and one of those M'bia's forearm smash on Noble he didn't even give a foul??
Early goal from Jarvis and Vaz Te made it 2 as we dominated the first half.
Taarabt came on and scored a superb goal and Rangers looked like they might get something but Jussi was on top form.
Carroll came on after Cole missed a sitter and finally we saw him teamed up with Jarvis which if they both stay fit could be a dream pairing.