The Robin Van Persie tea tray is selling well in the Arsenal club shop.
Apparently it can carry 10 mugs.
Breaking News: The FA have handed Andy Caroll an eight-game run in the Liverpool first team - The club are set to appeal.
John Terry is delighted with yesterday's win at Wolves.
He's always liked the Black Country, it contains two of his favourite syllables.
Paris St Germain are hopeful to land Carlos Tevez by offering him a lucrative deal and the chance to play a lot closer to his home, the Notre Dame Cathedral.
Plastic surgeons have revealed that one of the faulty, expensive French breast implants imported to the UK is actually a faulty, expensive Spanish tit imported to Chelsea.
That will probably get me into trouble!!