April Fool

I guess these flags are selling well ..... in Manchester.
I say leave him alone, like AVB at Chelsea earlier in the season he is doing a great job and should be given a lifetime job :)
Although I think Avram Grant is still looking for a job and could possibly improve the current Liverpool form.

Anyway here are the best of today's Liverpool jokes - will probably upset Liverpool fans who always claim to have "the legendary scouse sense of humour" unless you tell them a joke about their team and they just want to kill you?

Following the straight red card issued to Pepe Reina today, Liverpool football club have issued the following statement "In Spain head butting someone in the face is considered to be an act of friendship, and the players will be wearing Pepe Reina T shirts against Aston Villa next week"

Andy Carroll will forever be weighed down by his price tag ..... and his lack of talent, and his shit hair

Kenny Dalglish has promised to take Liverpool back to the "Glory Days", Just as soon as he can get the Delorean up to 88 mph

Liverpool paid £35 million for Andy Carroll last year!! ... April Fool
... Oh hang on a minute

Why are Liverpool fans like Snow White's dwarfs?
Because six times out of seven they are not Happy

It was ironic that Andy Carroll should return to Newcastle on April Fool's Day, The only day of the year where anyone would believe he was actually worth £35 million

I saw a Liverpool season ticket nailed to a tree earlier today, so I took it and ran off ... you never know when you will need a nail