Sunday 25 August 2013

Lighten Up

FIFA 14 is so realistic that if you play as Tottenham in career mode and make a bid for a player they automatically join Chelsea

Premier League officials have stated they'll block any proposed sale of Gareth Bale to Real Madrid, as league rules clearly state the Premier League must be a 20 Team competition.

This Rooney hating thing has gone too far, Outside Old Trafford there's a guy burning small effigies of Rooney and selling them to fans ...
Oh hang on, it's a baked potato stand.

Went shopping with the wife today, told her she could buy whatever she wanted, but after hours of browsing the shops, she never bought a thing?
Now I know what it feels like to be an Arsenal fan.

Joe Kinnear has been on the radio this afternoon and was asked what he thought about wonga?
He said "he's probably the best manager arsenal have ever had"

If Luis Suarez signed for Arsenal he could be paid £7m a year which after adding on bonuses for winning trophies would come to a total of £7m a year.

Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in a Chelsea strip? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

£90 million for a football transfer?
When I was a kid they used to be free with chewing gum.

Roberto Martinez has promised to bring Champions League football to Goodison Park.
He aims to have Sky Sports installed by September.

It's taken Arsenal five years to replace Flamini, but there is a rumour they've finally managed it by signing ... Flamini

It's great to see "the special one" back in the Premier league ....Ian Holloway's a star.

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