Time to wheel this old classic here for it's yearly outing :)
ARSENAL FC - End of Season Dinner Dance
Starters
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)
Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2011
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES
Drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
The old ones are the best Lee. I must admit,I am getting great pleasure watching the Gooners fall apart :)
ReplyDeleteYou just knew it was gonna happen, amazingly a lot of Arseanl fans at work really believed that they were going to win at least 2 trophies this season!!
ReplyDeleteI see they are going to bring Jens Lehman back to stop the rot? Wenger must have a short memory.