Other than I really should go to bed as the Hammers game is on the Beeb at 1, why can't I say the name Carew without thinking of that kids tune "Kenny the kangaroo, Carew, Carew, Carew"? :)
Topical jokes -
The safest place to be in Tottenham tonight is the Spurs trophy cabinet, There's no chance of looters visiting there.
Tottenham has been set on fire, Police suspect Arsene.
I saw Harry Redknapp outside White Hart Lane this morning.
ReplyDeleteI said "Ooh that looks painful, I see your face has melted. What happened, did you get too close to the burning buildings during the riots last night?"
He said "I wasn't in London last night you cheeky cunt!"
Tottenham sign Chinese Triplets -
ReplyDeleteLu Ting, Ryu Ting and Shu Ting.
A couple more -
ReplyDeleteCan't believe when Tottenham were in South Africa playing the Kaiser chiefs they didn't predict a riot.
Next Saturday it's going to kick off in Tottenham at 3.00pm. Hope Everton fans sing the theme to Z cars to get PC Plod into action.
Love the first one Lee
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