Joey Barton's still fighting his demons. So chinning Carlos Tevez was just a case of mistaken identity.
They all thought that Joey Barton had left Man City but it looks like he is still on the payroll. His dog is now wealthier than Harry Redknapp's.
After his attacks on Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez, the British Army have recruited Joey Barton and he is to be stationed in the Falkland Islands.
You can tell a lot about a person by their eyes, For example if they have a cigar in one of them chances are they know Joey Barton.
Went to the hairdressers earlier and asked for a "Joey Barton", Although I was less than impressed when I left with the word "Twat" shaved into the back of my hair.
"I went down easy" admitted Joey Barton after his collapse against Arsenal earlier in the season ... I bet he was popular in prison.
Ladbrokes have opened a book on where Joey Barton will start next season? I've put a tenner on Belmarsh.
12 match suspension and £75,000. A decent start to next season!
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