Friday, 2 July 2010

England v Germany

Moved here from the non football blog, so it's a bit late

It all seems a bit strange around here at the moment?
The England flags are disappearing one by one from houses and cars up our street, there aren't any kids outside playing football in their new England strips, there has only been a few sirens heard flying past on the nearby main road less than a normal Sunday for some reason?
Everyone appears to be in a state of shock or more likely have all gone to the local seafront to lap up the sunshine on one of the hottest days this year while getting completly plastered and planning tonight's riots.
I don't have a German car so it might still be in one piece tomorrow, an I'm far enough away from the pubs and supermarkets so my house windows will hopefully survive.
That lot will have a lot to answer for come the morning.

The rant - read no further if you don't like bad language

Fucking disgrace, fuck the lot of them off and let's start building for 2018 they're all too old and had their chance and let us down again.
Fucking Gerrard fuck off back to scouse land and never pull on an England shirt again, we even played in all red so you'd feel at home.
Rooney fuck off on holiday and get fit, you ain't over that ankle injury and you're just kidding us all you were supposed to be fit.
Fucking Calamity James retire now you're too fucking old even Rob Green wouldn't have dived the wrong fucking way every time the Germans had a shot and he would have been quicker off his line for the first, useless cunt.
Terry dreaming of your next fumble with some wag were you, you weren't paying attention to this game.
Fucking Barry, man you're over-rated holding midfielder usually means someone who can hold the ball or pass to one of ours, I'd dump those lead boots you were wearing as well.
Judas maybe you could get involved in the game once in a while, thanks for the goal last week but you've done fuck all other than that.
Fucking Johnson learn how to defend, you weren't bad a few years back what happened.
Lampard you actually played well today but it doesn't happen much in an England shirt, so you can go too.
Ashley Cole even you were shit today just sunk to the level of the others.
Upson nice goal but what was you doing for their second? although you probably didn't expect Terry to follow you out to the wing.
Milner not that bad, you finally got in the game with a couple of nice crosses and Capello takes you off?
Joe Cole disappointing but came on just as England fell apart.
Heskey why oh why?

The Uruguayan ref and lino probably didn't need to take the bribe as England were shooting themselves in the foot anyway, but they should both be made to visit specsavers straight away and then banned for life.
Would it have made a difference? who knows we were on the up at that point and being level wouldn't have pushed up as much and been so open at the back, but even when we were level at the start we couldn't deal with the breakaway's so probably not.
Oh well another World cup over and four years to wait, but with the lack of young talent and this mob over the hill I reckon 2018 is what we should be aiming for if I'm still around.

The siren's are getting more frequent so I expect everything to kick off soon :(

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