Anyone Fancy A Managers Job?

I'd forgotten how many so called "experienced managers" were currently on the dole, mainly because they are a bunch of failures I guess.
Here are the latest favourites to take over from Avram Grant and take the poisoned chalice that is the West Ham managers job, once upon a time this could be viewed as a safe job but with the latest bunch of clowns running the show it could be a very short appointment.

Chris Hughton - Born in the area and played for us, very unlucky to be sacked by Newcastle and has the experience of the championship. Not my ideal choice but a lot better than most of the others on this list.

Steve McLaren - I think he's already ruled himself out, thank god :)

Malky MacKay - Current Watford manager, has not really done anything yet?

Martin O'Neill - Would be my choice but I doubt he'd want the job after the January fiasco.

Neil Warnock - You must be joking?

Kevin Keen - Liked him as a player but not really made a case for taking the bigger job, unless we stick ten past Sunderland next week :)

Gus Poyet - Can't see him leaving Brighton yet.

Sam Allardyce - Good manager but not suited to us.

Paulo Di Canio - Hammers legend but no managerial experience, would inspire but I doubt he'd have the knowledge or temprement?

Roberto Di Matteo - No more Chelsea rejects please.

Roy Keane - Great player, crap manager.

Martin Jol - If everyone else turned us down I'd take him, the Spuds connection bothers me.

Paul Lambert - The new Alex Ferguson, would be mad to leave Norwich.

Alan Curbishley - It was wrong the first time round, please don't go there again.

Slaven Bilic - Another former Hammer and big success with Croatia, a lack of club experience though and still the Croatian manager.

Ray Wilkins - Someone's having a laugh putting him on the list.

Wally Downes - Not sure he'll keep the coach job let alone be upgraded?

Julian Dicks - Another Hammer legend and has actually stated he wants the job, hasn't been much of a success at his current job managing Grays Athletic so managing West Ham is way beyond him.

Have seen many others listed and talked about but they just aren't worth a mention, can't believe Paul Ince would want to be anywhere near Upton Park but he did say last season he fancied returning as manager? even Avram would be more popular :)