I heard a better version of the above today, I've just got my Olympic ticket allocation, I missed out on the 100 metres but got 50,000 tickets for West Ham v Barnsley instead.
I bought a set of premier golf clubs but I took them back because they had no irons
I bought a premier tool box but I was disappointed it didn't have any hammers in it.
Avram Grant has actually just signed a new 2 year contract, 600 minutes a month plus unlimited texts and downloads
Before the death of Bin Laden nobody had heard of Abbotabad or even Islamabad and Faisalabad. But we've all known Westhamabad for most of the season.
Demba Ba refused to sign an autograph for a fan because The last time he signed anything he ended up playing for West Ham.
What's the difference between a lift and West Ham? - A lift doesn't take 9 months to go down.
The Navy are now painting their submarines claret and blue. An official said "It would help them go down faster"
Bin Laden was buried at sea in a West Ham shirt to make sure he stays at the bottom.
and on and on ..... revenge will be sweet :) Funny how people you haven't heard from for years suddenly come out of the woodwork and contact you at these times? b'stards
C'mon let's have the rest of them. That is the only one I've been texted (3 times)
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ReplyDeleteI've just got my Olympic ticket allocation, I missed out on the 100 metres but got 50,000 tickets for West Ham v Barnsley instead.
I bought a set of premier golf clubs but I took them back because they had no irons
I bought a premier tool box but I was disappointed it didn't have any hammers in it.
Avram Grant has actually just signed a new 2 year contract, 600 minutes a month plus unlimited texts and downloads
Before the death of Bin Laden nobody had heard of Abbotabad or even Islamabad and Faisalabad. But we've all known Westhamabad for most of the season.
Demba Ba refused to sign an autograph for a fan because The last time he signed anything he ended up playing for West Ham.
What's the difference between a lift and West Ham? - A lift doesn't take 9 months to go down.
The Navy are now painting their submarines claret and blue. An official said "It would help them go down faster"
Bin Laden was buried at sea in a West Ham shirt to make sure he stays at the bottom.
and on and on ..... revenge will be sweet :)
Funny how people you haven't heard from for years suddenly come out of the woodwork and contact you at these times? b'stards
lol I liked them Lee. Cheers for that :)
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