Monday 23 May 2011

High Brow Jokes

Obvious joke of the week.

Eyebrows were raised over the sacking of Carlo Ancelotti.

Best Chelsea joke of the season -

A Man walks up to the scouse salesperson - "I would like to return an item I brought from you several months ago, I have the receipt and all the paperwork"
- "Sir, we have a no return policy, I'm sorry I can't help you"
- "But I've spent way too much on it, it never functions, I've moved it everywhere, it doesn't fit in with anything else, it's waste of time and space, you misled me and overcharged me for it!!"
- "For the last time Mr Ancelotti ...... "

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